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Gus's breath smells like shit--literally. He loves rabbit poop. Don't know how to stop him. Maybe if I shoot him every time he puts his head down on the ground it might discourage him.
You should probably talk to someone about your anger. I am the easy going sib in my family. Nothing usually gets makes me angry. I do have a brother that drives me crazy. His name is J...
Journey eats poop all the time. She eats the cat's poop, any poop she finds outside, and her own poop to hide the evidence if she has an accident. Gross. The vet recommended to us that we put tabasco sauce on it. I said bright idea wiseguy, then I will have tabasco sause on the poop that is still on my carpet - that sounds like a bundle of fun.
He doesn't eat the cats' poop anymore because I covered their litter box and put the entrance facing the wall. Can't remember who told me to do that, but the person is a genius. Genius.
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You should probably talk to someone about your anger. I am the easy going sib in my family. Nothing usually gets makes me angry. I do have a brother that drives me crazy. His name is J...
Gross---just saying. Greenies help.
But then he would be dead all those times.
shoot him once shame on you
shoot him twice...he won't get shot again
Journey eats poop all the time. She eats the cat's poop, any poop she finds outside, and her own poop to hide the evidence if she has an accident. Gross. The vet recommended to us that we put tabasco sauce on it. I said bright idea wiseguy, then I will have tabasco sause on the poop that is still on my carpet - that sounds like a bundle of fun.
He doesn't eat the cats' poop anymore because I covered their litter box and put the entrance facing the wall. Can't remember who told me to do that, but the person is a genius. Genius.
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